Hello.

I’m an iPhone.

I’m outside in the fresh air.

It’s raining, because it’s autumn and I’m in the UK.

Where it rains. Quite alot.

Especially in October.

Actually, scratch that, for most of the year.

I was designed in California where it only rains about twice a year. Look how dry it is there!

Me and Ma in the Panamints, CA

I am useless when I’m wet.

Touchscreens and water don’t play nice together.